Sunday, June 9, 2013

Fish in aquariums remind me Dr. Seuss' "One Fish Two Fish Red Fish Blue Fish" - Video and Words

This is a video I took of milk fish (bangus) fingerlings in an aquarium on exhibit in the mall this weekend. It's my first time to see baby bangus and they were very cute! Looking at fish in aquariums has this strangely calming effect, don't you agree?

Since we're on the topic of fish here, I'll post about a fish tale. This time it's a book that I had when I was a kid, in fact the only Dr. Seuss book I had growing up but which really encouraged me to read, even just by myself. I have long lost the book, it's probably somewhere in the house. It's called "One Fish Two Fish Red Fish Blue Fish." One of these days I might just try to go through my old things and look for it. But not now. I'm feeling lazy now. 


Instead I'll share this video to you, it's the nicest reading I can find on Youtube. But if you do find a better one, please comment below and share to me the link, so I can also include it here. A'right?


So here's the video:

(For some reason I can't put any YT video now. Will update later. Let me give you the link for now: 
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kuc2KE10uAo)

Here's a doodle for you--




And here's the transcription of  Dr. Seuss' "One Fish Two Fish Red Fish Blue Fish"


One fish, two fish, red fish, blue fish. 
Black fish, blue fish, old fish, new fish. 
This one has a little star. 
This one has a little car. 
Say! What a lot of fish there are. 
Yes. Some are red. And some are blue. 
Some are old. And some are new. 
Some are sad. And some are glad. 
And some are very, very bad. 
Why are they sad and glad and bad? I do not know. Go ask your dad. 

Some are thin. And some are fat. 
The fat one has a yellow hat. 
From there to here, from here to there, 
funny things are everywhere. 

Here are some who like to run. 
They run for fun in the hot, hot sun. 
Oh me! Oh my! Oh me! Oh my! 
What a lot of funny things go by. 
Some have two feet and some have four. 
Some have six feet and some have more. 
Where do they come from? I can’t say. 
But I bet that have come a long, long way. 

Say! Look at his fingers! One, two, three… 
How many fingers do I see? 
One, two, three, four, five, 
six, seven, eight, nine, ten.
He has eleven! Eleven! 
This is something new. 
I wish I had eleven, too! 

Bump! Bump! Bump! 
Did you ever ride a Wump? 
We have a Wump with just one hump. 
But we know a man called Mr. Gump. 
Mr. Gump has a seven hump Wump. 
So…if you like to go Bump! Bump! 
just jump on the hump of the Whump of Gump.

Who am I? My name is Ned. 
I do not like my little bed. 
This is no good. This is not right. 
My feet stick out of bed all night. 
And when I pull them in, Oh dear! 
My head sticks out of bed up here! 

We like our bike. It is made for three. 
Our Mike sits up in back, you see. 
We like our Mike and this is why: 
Mike does all the work when the hills get high. 

Hello there, Ned. How do you do? 
Tell me, tell me what is new? 
How are things in your little bed? 
What is new? Please tell me, Ned. 
I do not like this bed at all. 
A lot of things have come to call. 
A cow, a dog, a cat, a mouse. 
Oh! What a bed! Oh! What a house! 

Oh, dear! Oh, dear! I can not hear. 
Will you please come over near? 
Will you please look in my ear? 
There must be something there, I fear. 
Say, look! A bird was in your ear. 
But he is out. So have no fear. 
Again your ear can hear, my dear. 

My hat is old. My teeth are gold. 
I have a bird I like to hold. 
My shoe is off. My foot is cold. 
My shoe is off. My foot is cold. 
I have a bird I like to hold. 
My hat is old. My teeth are gold. 
And now my story is all told. 
We took a look. We saw a Nook. 
On his head he had a hook. 
On his hook he had a book. 
On his book was “How to Cook.” 
We saw him sit and try to cook. 
He took a look at the book on the hook. 
But a Nook can’t read, so a Nook can’t cook. 
So…what good to a Nook is a hook cook book?

The moon was out and we saw some sheep. 
We saw some sheep take a walk in their sleep. 
By the light of the moon, 
by the light of a star, 
they walked all night from near to far. 
I would never walk. I would take a car. 

I do not like this one so well. 
All he does is yell, yell, yell. 
I will not have this one about. 
When he comes in I put him out. 
This one is quiet as a mouse. 
I like to have him in the house. 

At our house we open cans. 
We have to open many cans. 
And that is why we have a Zans. 
A Zans for cans is very good. 
Have you a Zans for cans? You should. 

I like to box. How I like to box! 
So, every day, I box a Gox. 
In yellow socks I box my Gox. 
I box in yellow Gox box socks. 

It is fun to sing if you sing with a Ying. 
My Ying can sing like anything. 
I sing high and my Ying sings low, 
and we are not too bad, you know. 

This one, I think, is called a Yink. 
He like to wink, he likes to drink. 
He likes to drink, and drink, and drink. 
The thing he likes to drink is ink. 
The ink he likes to drink is pink. 
He likes to wink and drink pink ink. 
So…if you have a lot of ink, 
then you should get a Yink, I think. 

Hop! Hop! Hop! I am a Yop. 
All I like to do is hop from finger top to finger top. 
I hop from left to right and then…
Hop! Hop! I hop right back again. 
I like to hop all day and night 
from right to left and left to right. 
Why do I like to hop, hop, hop? 
I do not know. Go ask your Pop. 

Brush! Brush! Brush! Brush! 
Comb! Comb! Comb! Comb! 
Blue hair is fun to brush and comb. 
All girls who like to brush and comb 
should have a pet like this one at home. 
Who is this pet? Say! He is wet. 
You never yet met a pet, I bet, 
as wet as they let this wet pet get. 

Did you ever fly a kite in bed? 
Did you ever walk with ten cats on your head? 
Did you ever milk this kind of cow? 
Well, we can do it. We know how. 
If you never did, you should. 

These things are fun and fun is good. 
Hello! Hello! Are you there? 
Hello! I called you up to say hello. 
I said hello. Can you hear me, Joe? 
Oh, no. I can not hear your call. 
I can not hear your call at all. 
This is not good and I know why.
A mouse has cut the wire. Good-by! 

From near to far from here to there, 
funny things are everywhere. 
These yellow pets are called the Zeds. 
They have one hair on their heads. 
Their hair grows fast…
so fast, they say, 
they need a hair cut every day. 

Who am I? My name is Ish. 
On my hand I have a dish. 
I have this dish to help me wish. 
When I wish to make a wish 
I wave my hand with a big swish swish. 
Then I say, “I wish for fish!” 
And I get fish right on my dish. 
So…if you wish to wish a wish, 
you may swish for fish with my Ish wish dish. 

At our house we play out back. 
We play a game called Ring the Gack. 
Would you like to play this game? 
Come down! We have the only Gack in town. 
Look what we found in the park in the dark. 
We will take him home. 
We will call him Clark. 
He will live at our house. 
He will grow and grow. 
Will our mother like this? 
We don’t know. 

And now good night. 
It is time to sleep. 
So we will sleep with our pet Zeep. 
Today is gone. Today was fun. 
Tomorrow is another one. 
Every day, from here to there, funny things are everywhere.





Monday, June 3, 2013

"The Great Bell Chant" Meditation Video and My Fear of Satellite Maps


Omg. Omg. Omg.

I was getting really anxious this Sunday about not being able to finish a research paper for grad school on time because there was a nationwide blackout (power outage) the whole weekend and was about to go to National Bookstore to buy a new box of Mongol pencils so I can twist each of them in half and be calmed by the sound of cracking wood when I saw on Facebook (yes, I do my research on Facebook so don't ask another question) this video posted by my friend Eduard, who sometimes suffers from PMS despite being a boy. He posted that this video that he said calmed him down after being really worried and stressed out about something.

So I checked it out and found that several minutes into the video there are some Google Earth-looking shots of winding rivers and blue oceans and canyons and mountains. These scenes didn't exactly calm me down and instead scared the hell out of me because I have this really weird fear of satellite maps which went back to the era of 28-volume encyclopedias whose geography pages I would skip. This fear goes way back and although it's not really a problem for me, I looked it up and found out that there actually are a lot of people with the same affliction. It's just enlightening to learn that I'm not alone in what I fear.

So anyway, what I did was I didn't watch the video. I just listened to the sound of the Great Bell and the foreign language chanting/ music, and the *Dalai Lama's guiding voice that tells you to listen to the bell, which was really soothing if you were in the right mindset and if you're not slouching in your chair and checking your Facebook news feed.

I think the best way to listen to it is through headphones, with your eyes closed and your legs in the lotus position, and your back straightened, something like this:

The Great Bell Chant Fear of Satellite Maps
(click image for an Omsome bigger version)

Actually I'm not sure if that is what you call a lotus position as I'm not a yoga freak and the nearest thing that I've ever done and will probably ever do for exercise is jogging once a week, and that's it. You can also try to stand and assume the Karate Kid poster position while listening to the audio.

If you're like me and a bunch of others who are deathly afraid of satellite maps and of images of vastness and nothingness, make sure you that you absolutely do NOT look at the video. Or maybe you can, with eyes squinted, ready to be shut tight when you see those shots of out-of-worldly stretches of desert or mountains or oceans. Just thinking about them makes me shudder. Seriously.

When you're done watching and/or listening to the video, do drop me a comment about your experience, okay? Please do not post any links of scary maps as I will unleash missiles of Mongol pencils into you if you do so. Thank you.

*Not really sure if it was the Dalai Lama. There's a 50-50 chance that it was Morgan Freeman with a Tibetan/Nepalese/Chinese mixed accent.





Saturday, June 1, 2013

Nate Ruess: "Be Calm" (by fun.) -Lyrics and Video



Me: Okay, Nate. I'll be calm <cute smile with cutie-patootie eyes)>

Okay, so maybe Fun's (stylized 'fun.') lead singer Nate Ruess didn't exactly tell me that himself, but this song which was released in their 2009 album Aim and Ignite, was what I stumbled into while looking for their "Why Am I The One", which was released this February. See here


Super Saiyan Me vs. Mongol Pencil
(click image for bigger version)

I was feeling really grumpy lately and this was the perfect background music for me as I break Mongol pencils Goku style while all the the tree tops (and everything else) are turning red. So anyway, here's the lyrics to that perfect song for PMS'ing boys and girls:

"Be Calm" by Fun.

As I walk through the streets of my new city
My back feeling much better, I suppose
I've reclaimed the use of my imagination
For better or for worse, I've yet to know
But I always knew you'd be the one to understand me,
I guess that's why it took so long to get things right.
Suddenly I'm lost
On my street
On my block

Oh why, Oh why
Oh why haven't you been there for me?
Can't you see, I'm losing my mind this time?
This time I think it's for real, I can see

All the tree tops turning red
The beggars near bodegas grin at me
I think they want something
I close my eyes, I tell myself to breathe

And be calm.
Be calm.
I know you feel like you are breaking down.
Oh I know that it gets so hard sometimes.
Be calm.

I'm scared that everyone is out to get me.
"These days before you speak to me you pause."
"I always see you looking out your window."
"After all, you lost your band, you left your mom."
Now every single crack, every penny that I pass,
Says I should either leave or pick it up
But with every single buck I've made
I'm saddled with bad luck that came

The moment I was baptized
Or when I found out one day I'm gonna die
If only I could find my people or my place in life
A when they come a'carolin'
So loud, so bright, the theremin
Will lead us to a chorus
Where we'll all rejoice and sing a song that goes:

Oh be calm.
Be calm.
I know you feel like you are breaking down.
I know that it gets so hard sometimes,
Be calm.
Take it from me, I've been there a thousand times.
You hate your pulse because it thinks you're still alive
And everything's wrong
It just gets so hard sometimes
Be calm.

I don't remember much that night,
Just walking, thinking fondly of you
Thinking how the worst is yet to come
When from that street corner came a song
And I can't remember the man,
The panhandler or his melody.
The words exchanged had far exceeded any change I'd given thee.

Oh be calm.
Be calm.
I know you feel like you are breaking down.
Oh I know that it gets so hard sometimes,
Be calm.
Take it from me, I've been there a thousand times.
You hate your pulse because it still thinks you're alive
And everything's wrong
It just gets so hard sometimes
Be calm.
Be calm.


Anyway, what do you think about my pencil-breaking Super Saiyan doodle? Do you think breaking any more Mongol pencils would be a very good calming activity? Share your own patting-down-the-rage ideas so I'll try it out next time. ;)

*"Be Calm" is one of Fun.'s earlier songs, produced in the Aim and Ignite album, released in August 25, 2009, which had positive reviews. Wikipedia 

Thursday, May 23, 2013

Dr. Seuss' "Oh, The Places You'll Go!" - Words and Read-Along Video





Dr. Seuss' "Oh, The Places You'll Go!" has been a classic gift for children and even adults who are entering a new phase in their lives, such as graduating, ever since it was published in 1990, but I've only just encountered the words recently. It has now become one of my go-to books for inspiration.


I found this video from Youtube and you can play it and listen to it as you read the words to Dr. Seuss' "Oh, The Places You'll Go!" This version here isn't really of great quality, but the creator has a better quality version which you can download here. I already did, and I'm saving it for sharing with my students!

Here are the words:


"Oh, The Places You'll Go!" by Dr. Seuss

Congratulations!
Today is your day.
You're off to Great Places!
You're off and away!

You have brains in your head.
You have feet in your shoes
You can steer yourself
any direction you choose.
You're on your own. And you know what you know.
And YOU are the guy who'll decide where to go.

You'll look up and down streets. Look 'em over with care.
About some you will say, "I don't choose to go there."
With your head full of brains and your shoes full of feet,
you're too smart to go down any not-so-good street.

And you may not find any
you'll want to go down.
In that case, of course, 
you'll head straight out of town.

It's opener there
in the wide open air.

Out there things can happen
and frequently do
to people as brainy
and footsy as you.

And when things start to happen,
don't worry. Don't stew.
Just go right along.
You'll start happening too.

OH! THE PLACES YOU'LL GO! 

You'll be on your way up!
You'll be seeing great sights!
You'll join the high fliers
who soar to high heights.

You won't lag behind, because you'll have the speed.
You'll pass the whole gang and you'll soon take the lead.
Wherever you fly, you'll be the best of the best.
Wherever you go, you will top all the rest.

Except when you don' t
Because, sometimes, you won't.

I'm sorry to say so
but, sadly, it's true
and Hang-ups
can happen to you.

You can get all hung up
in a prickle-ly perch.
And your gang will fly on.
You'll be left in a Lurch.

You'll come down from the Lurch
with an unpleasant bump.
And the chances are, then,
that you'll be in a Slump.

And when you're in a Slump,
you're not in for much fun.
Un-slumping yourself 
is not easily done.

You will come to a place where the streets are not marked.
Some windows are lighted. But mostly they're darked.
A place you could sprain both you elbow and chin!
Do you dare to stay out? Do you dare to go in?
How much can you lose? How much can you win?

And IF you go in, should you turn left or right...
or right-and-three-quarters? Or, maybe, not quite?
Or go around back and sneak in from behind?
Simple it's not, I'm afraid you will find,
for a mind-maker-upper to make up his mind.

You can get so confused
that you'll start in to race
down long wiggled roads at a break-necking pace
and grind on for miles across weirdish wild space,
headed, I fear, toward a most useless place.
The Waiting Place...

...for people just waiting.
Waiting for a train to go
or a bus to come, or a plane to go
or the mail to come, or the rain to go
or the phone to ring, or the snow to snow
or waiting around for a Yes or a No
or waiting for their hair to grow.
Everyone is just waiting.

Waiting for the fish to bite
or waiting for wind to fly a kite
or waiting around for Friday night
or waiting, perhaps, for their Uncle Jake
or a pot to boil, or a Better Break
or a sting of pearls, or a pair of pants
or a wig with curls, or Another Chance.
Everyone is just waiting.

NO!
That's not for you!

Somehow you'll escape
all that waiting and staying.
You'll find the bright places
where Boom Bands are playing.

With banner flip-flapping,
once more you'll ride high!
Ready for anything under the sky.
Ready because you're that kind of a guy!

Oh, the places you'll go! There is fun to be done!
There are points to be scored. there are games to be won.
And the magical things you can do with that ball
will make you the winning-est winner of all.
Fame! You'll be famous as famous can be,
with the whole wide world watching you win on TV.

Except when they don't.
Because, sometimes, they won't.

I'm afraid that some times
you'll play lonely games too.
Games you can't win
'cause you'll play against you.

All Alone!
Whether you like it or not,
Alone will be something
you'll be quite a lot.

And when you're alone, there's a very good chance
you'll meet things that scare you right out of your pants.
There are some, down the road between hither and yon,
that can scare you so much you won't want to go on.

But on you will go
though the weather be foul
On you will go
though your enemies prowl
On you will go
though the Hakken-Kraks howl
Onward up many
a frightening creek, 
though your arms may get sore
and your sneakers may leak.

On and on you will hike
and I know you'll hike far
and face up to your problems
whatever they are.

You'll get mixed up, of course, 
as you already know.
You'll get mixed up
with many strange birds as you go.
So be sure when you step.
Step with care and great tact
and remember that Life's
a Great Balancing Act.
Just never forget to be dexterous and deft.
And never mix up your right foot with your left.

And will you succeed?
Yes! You will, indeed!
(98 and 3 / 4 percent guaranteed.)

KID, YOU'LL MOVE MOUNTAINS!

So...
be your name Buxbaum or Bixby or Bray
or Mordecai Ali Van Allen O'Shea,
you're off to Great Places!
Today is your day!
Your mountain is waiting.
So...get on your way!



So there you go. When my nieces graduate in elementary (one is in Grade 1 now, the other is already in Grade 5), I'll probably give them this book. But it's kinda cliche don't you think? What other gifts you think would be great?


*"Oh, the Places You'll Go!" is a book written and illustrated by children's author Dr. Seuss. It was first published by Random House on January 22, 1990, making it his last book published before his death. Wikipedia